The Modern Way of Letting Go

It's back to LHE for me. At least for now. I need to stabalize my toll because I'm one NL bad beat away from climbing up the side of the Empire State Building and swatting at planes with one arm while holding a girl in the other. Watch your back, Sharapova. That's all I'm saying.

I've also fallen out of practice with Limit, and I always felt like I was a stronger player there.

I can get my NL fix through tournaments and Sit N Go's. The change might do me some good. It's not like everything else is in transition mode, anyway. Let's see ... new house on Friday. New job on Tuesday. Marriage next spring. Baby in 9 weeks. Long story made short ... I proposed on Valentine's and we found out she was expecting 2 weekends later. I think that's all, unless I decide to have a spontaneous sex change, but I doubt that'll ha -- on second thought, I remember hearing that cocktail waitresses make a ton of dough out in Vegas. Anyways, that's more information than anyone wants to hear.

Tiger kind of sucks for limit, so I might have to stabalize through SnG's, which is fine except that it doesn't count toward my bonus. And that's not fine. Daddy-to-be could use a free $300. I'll figure something out. It'll involve paper clips, gum, a rerun of McGuyver, and sealing up leaks.